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  Dec 14 2008, 02:03 AM
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 Z28  Group: Năng Động Posts: 514 Joined: 28-May 08 From: HAPPY PLANET Member No.: 97 Age: 50 Country 
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Know why a room full of married people looks so empty?
There's not a Single person in it. Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents. Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: DAM!! Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold "out tide!" What do you call a boom-a-rang, that dosen't come back? Answer: A stick! -------------------- THE MEASURE OF LOVE IS LOVE WITHOUT MEASURE.
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