Phone calls from hell! Options

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Queen Elizabeth, George Bush and Nông Ðức Mạnh died and all went to Hell.

Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England , I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there.....

She called and talked for about 5 minutes...then she said: Well, Devil, how much do I owe you????

The Devil: five million dollars...

So she made him a check.

George Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming : Me too I wanna call the United States !

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?

The Devil: ten million dollars.....

And Bush made him a check.

Nông Đức Mạnh was extremely jealous too...He starts screaming : I wanna call Vietnam too !

He called Vietnam and he talked for twenty hours, he kept talking and talking and talking....then he said: Well, Devil, how much do I owe you ????

The Devil: Only one dollar!

Nông Đức Mạnh wonders: This is so cheap ! Why ??!

The Devil says: Well, from Hell to Hell it's a local call !!!

Credited to hndn